defending evil and hated female characters online is a full time job and i clock in every single morning.
Barbie + text posts
tagged by @lisascumslut78 hiiii!!!!
last song: nevermore from the rwby soundtrack (guys that entire soundtrack is. so good.)
currently watching: i guess slowly making my way through mobile suit gundam: a witch from mercury (don’t ask me questions about it i have NO idea what’s happening in the plot i just watch the characters move around on screen and wait for suletta and miorine to kiss)
currently reading: i actually don’t pretend to read actual books anymore lmao the fanfic i am chugging through is Fire and Gold by Beatonen
current obsession: rwby! i understand what all the hype is about now!
"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild
"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"
ALTZelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum
Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link
Guys, if you read on AO3 please try to create an account. So many of us writers are going to be forced to lock down our fics to registered users out of necessity to help keep AI away, and it kills us because we don’t want to stop any of you from reading.
AO3 is invite only. So if you know an AO3 user, ask if they have an invitation to give you (we’re given invite codes to share with others who want to join) because that’s an easy way to get in. If you don’t know someone you can ask, this is AO3’s instructions for requesting one from them…
I know this seems like an extra step and maybe you don’t think you need it and can just read from people who haven’t locked their fics. But this isn’t just about you as the reader. If you enjoy fics and you want to keep them coming, this is how you support your favorite writers! If our stats and comments plummet, I guarantee writing is going to start going down as well. Nobody wants that! So please consider making an account and signal boosting this as well! 🙏🏻
**NOTE: AO3 indicates (as of today) there’s 48k some people in the queue for invites and they’re sending out about 5k per day. That’s not a bad wait at all!!**
sarcasticcebby asked:
hot lady with big axe
plastic-pipes answered:
i loved all the weapons in the atlantis dlc that i will actually get around to finishing one day!
thanks for the request c:
❤❤❤
~requests are closed~
Working as a prep cook for a Jewish summer I learnt this and I've never looked back
if you're not a big, strong fella like these guys, you can whack the bottom of the lettuce head on the counter. fun and efficient culinary violence.